Schrödinger's squirrel

fuckingrecipes:

verdantdeer:

yamino:

tavrospetrock:

Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors. 

I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o

Never buying lipstick again ever. I have basically everything I need (except crayons). Probably going to sub out shea butter for cocoa butter, and castor oil for olive oil and see how that works. SO EXCITED. 

ANY LIPSTICK-WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FIND THIS USEFUL. 

OR PEOPLE WHO PAINT THEIR SKIN IN ANY MANNER. 

IDK I JUST FOUND THIS RECIPE FASCINATING AS HELL!

SKIP TO 1:46 IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE HISTORY AND JUST WANT SOME BALLIN’ LIPSTICK-LIKE SUBSTANCES OF VARYING COLORS. 

GO TO HER YOUTUBE COMMENTS TO FIND SUBSTITUTES IF YOU NEED THEM. 

FUCK YEAH!

Little you is kind. Little you is smart. Little you is important. So don't stop being little you, be happy, and 'ave a good day.
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thank you.

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dansphalluspalace:

vegan-pizza:

lordflacko91:

newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

Why isn’t this shit on the new in America tho. Like the fuck I didn’t even know this shit was going on. But what’s the whole protest and marching about anyway? Details people

They’re marching about how new laws are giving politicians even more power than before to take money away from their people. They’re marching because of the money going towards the stadiums for the World Cup and Olympics while their education and health systems suffer. They wants change, and goddamn it’s about time they get it.

That stadium is also being built on indigenous people’s land, where they were housed and everything and the Brazilian government forcibly removed said indigenous peoples and bulldozed everything.

myampgoesto11:

Exploded flowers by Fong Qi Wei

strugglingtobeheard:

so-treu:

hereforpizza:

accioharo:

surlelac:

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.

“i was hiding under your porch because i love you.”

I have this DVD so cute

shadow-sass:

infinitryproductions:

thirstingaintdead:

Lady gaga “speaks out” against bullying

Macklemore “speaks out” against homophobia 

Kanye “goes on a rant” about racism.

Kanye “goes on a rant” about George Bush.

Coded language don’t really be coded tho.

Nicki Minaj “goes on a rant” about sexism.

Oop oop oopity oop did someone drop a bunch of truth over here?

makemestfu:

lol

popeyeschicken:

thatscienceguy:

1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…

can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW 

Commercials for Women's Hygiene: Ladies, we all have.... *whispers* Vaginas. They're dirty and bad and we have to whisper about them because they're disgusting secrets.
Commercial for Men's Erectile issues: Hey Men! Wanna get hard and can't get hard? Like bein' hard but aren't hard enough? Want everyone to know how big and hard you are? Buy our shit and be hard, because your genitals are fucking AWESOME!

blackfoxx:

searchingforknowledge:

racismschool:

This teacher needs to be terminated immediately….at LEAST.

This bitch needs physical violence. LOTS OF IT.

but notice how they humanize the teacher by constantly calling her frustrated. Notice how they put her frustration on the same level as the violence enacted upon this little girl. Lets talk about how deeply an act of violence it is to cut off and throw away a little black girl’s hair to the laughter of the classroom. Or about how the teacher shows the little girl that her mother has no power and cant do anything to protect her by asking “What are you going to tell your mother?” And about how cutting her hair was just as much a message to her mother for sending her child to school with a hairstyle that she deems disruptive and frustrating. And how as a teacher, if you dont have constructive ways of discipline that dont involve terrorizing children then you are unfit for the job. but o she is frustrated and is receiving a small fine as opposed to being fired. Lets talk about what would happen if you terrorized and cut some white child’s hair in a school district with some means, whose parents have a higher property tax….

crackerhell:

for my stalkers: your tactics aren’t new.

raybra:

Me escaping from the patriarchy

raybra:

Me escaping from the patriarchy

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

epiphanousandy:

romancingthelookyloos:

a-sorta-fairytale:

Straight people are asked when they chose to be straight

Reactions? They literally all appear to suddenly realise their own ignorance. This is genuinely brilliant.

It amazes me how many people never ask themselves that question.

THIS VIDEO.