February 2012
445 posts
If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could...
– Charles Bukowski
Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,
(via sweetupndown):
You thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The only way to describe him was scrawny, neat, and very clean for a boy his age....
“NOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO WIN ANY BATTLE YOU HAVE TO DO ONE THING. YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE MIND RUN THE BODY. NEVER LET THE BODY TELL THE MIND WHAT TO DO. THE BODY WILL ALWAYS GIVE UP. IT IS ALWAYS TIRED MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT. BUT THE BODY IS NEVER TIRED IF THE MIND IS NOT TIRED. WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER THE MIND COULD MAKE YOU DANCE ALL NIGHT, AND THE BODY WAS NEVER TIRED… YOU’VE ALWAYS GOT TO...
That awkward moment when you hand over your phone...
Give it back now, you nosey shit
Makes me cry every time. fackkkk
GOP Reasoning Wooooo
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.